Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar