Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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How do skateboarders see?

So gnar

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries