When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.