Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.