Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."