Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them