How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.