How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.