How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!