How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag