How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"