Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
They though it was Riel funny!
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The Mediterranean Sea.
getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Because they can't get past their Masters.
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Because he was white.
Shoot him again.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Pretty good.
But I don't have a .........oooooh.
