Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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Mitosis!

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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"