Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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A: You get your job and your wife back.

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