Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
A hoedown!
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
A "moderator", apparently.
Thesaurus. :/
you don't you go and grab him
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
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Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
It wood rock.
He tractor!
I used to love tractors
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
Holding their hands up
