Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
He tractor down
He tractor!
It's retarded.
He dates his other sister.
They are all trans-sisters.
China!
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
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Neighbor.
Moussaka
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
It tastes fowl.
Orangu-Tang.
Adell.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
