Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
A hoedown!
They both like to throw a hoedown.
Prom
An extractor fan
It has shingles.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
A Labracadabrador.
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Women's Sports.
You put a guitar in his hands.
A: A-cue-stick.
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
