Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
Firetruck
Snowblower
His wife and kids
Formed a coustic d'tat
Because they don't know the words.
We don't like anything white on our land.
Take us to your liter."
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
I used to love tractors
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Ruff Bark
Everything. I'm a dog.
