Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
A: A-cue-stick.
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
Because jail is free.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
But then I think "What would I do without them "
They both like to throw a hoedown.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
