Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
We don't like anything white on our land.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Def Leppard
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...
A hoedown!
Wife: As opposed to what
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Hip-Pop
Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.
