Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Because guitars make music.
It didn't have any pickups
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Cause seven eight ten.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Can't catch me - Avicii
when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
Because the land never waves back
A penny.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Silver Mullet
His garden hoes.
Prose before hoes.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
It's bells sprout.
