Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
He took a ship.
Just Ice
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
An Algo-rhythm.
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Neighbor
River Derci. Sorry.
He used conditioner on them.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
It's retarded.
They both like to throw a hoedown.
A hoedown!
Because guitars make music.
An algorithm.
