How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!