How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !