How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !