What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.