What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.