What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.