What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.