What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.