When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
North West
Yeasty I'll show myself out
wav
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
TLOPia
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
About Ye big.
Omelette you finish.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Easter
will i marry you?"
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
They went outside and exchanged blows.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Kanye not.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Cheezy Jeezy.
Omelette you finish
More than 1,000
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
She would always let it go.
Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.
Nothing, they've never been together!
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Then I frown & order the soup.
Pennsylvania
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
E.T. phoned home.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
