When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
North West
Yeasty I'll show myself out
wav
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
TLOPia
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
About Ye big.
Omelette you finish.
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Easter
will i marry you?"
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
They went outside and exchanged blows.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Kanye not.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Cheezy Jeezy.
Omelette you finish
More than 1,000
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
It only takes one nail to hang a photo
Mercy !
He removed the appendix!
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
About 1500 miles.
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
because they are very touching
Those are the wrong Sais
Because it wasn't ceiling.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
He feigned ted.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
A symphony
A dim light.
hold a bingo !!