What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.