What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

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What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper