What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper