What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

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Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.