What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...