How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast