How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.