How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.