How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...