A submarine
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If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
A subwoofer
Jesus in a submarine.
A submarine.
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
A submarine, obviously.
A submarine!
No, How Long is a Chinaman.
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Derive, derive, derive!
Submarines.
A subwoofer.
A can of people !
I've never been in a submarine.
Knock on the door
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
He's the one with a parachute on his back.
Knock on the door.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
You knock on the door.
By how fast it sinks.
A bee in a submarine !
A: Knock on the door.
She blows him out of the water
A sun bath.
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
We abuse
Parkincense.
Because Jesus WEPt.
Scoli-isis
Boy do we have problems.
A Corps vet in a Corvette.
Romans.
Because his life is at stake.
You put it in water
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.