Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.