Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!