Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
The black person.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Because he had no compaDREs.
He got lost in the maize.
It pains them to have standards.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
No, How Long is a Chinaman.
He's the one with a parachute on his back.
Bring on their subs!
sub-standard.