Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.