What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.