What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.