What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.