What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.