What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.