Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B