Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"