Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"