Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.