How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!