How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)