How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !