Hide his paycheck with his kids.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Hide and go zika
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
Hide their money in their bible.
