How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"