How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.