What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't !