What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.