Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."