Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What do you call an Arabic rapper?

Vanilla Isis