To prevent them from whistling.
This could use some salt."
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
I need some new material for the court house.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
A keeper
because theyre always wacking guys off....
ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments
Neither one knows how to whistle!
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.
the steaks were too high.
TOTEM POLE!!