Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Jockstrap Jokes More Jockstrap Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!