Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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Minivans.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.