What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.