Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What's so good about living in Switzerland?

Not sure but the flag's a big plus.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.