Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Who loses?

America.

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.