Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra