Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.