As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because its leaves rustled.
Because it was soda pressing.
Me: After lunch, next question.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!
Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"
Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
