How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.