How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !