What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.