What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.