Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded