Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.