Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.