Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded