Walking.
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Not being
Not being retarded.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Not being retarded
Legs
Having legs.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Having two legs
Working legs.
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She has it bronzed.
Because he always came in a little behind.
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He just took it in stride
Not being in the Paralympics
A: Having legs!
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
A pair of legs.
It thighs.
Pope.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P
The snowblower came around