What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up