What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"