What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.