What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs