What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.