What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being