Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Whats 1+0?

Babies

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!