Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.