Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.