Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Cripple Jokes More Cripple Jokes

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.