How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!