How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder