How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better