Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.