Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....