What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.