What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.