What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you