What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.