What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Ten tickles.

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Tickles...

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Islams it!

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.