What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

Chin-ups!