Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.