Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles