What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.