What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.