What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.