What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".