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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.