What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.