How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

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Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....