How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.