How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm