How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

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