Because they built their stuff with reads!
Jiu Jitsu.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
A boa constructor.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
I'm tired of doing stuff.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Folding money.
A stega-snore-us.
Tequila Mockingbird.
Do not touch.
Because they never dig up daddies.
Because he was dyslectric.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
They made Tootin' Common.
DaRUDE Sandstorm