How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.