How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.