How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.