How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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The dime had more cents.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.