How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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Build a house next to it.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!