Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.