Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.