Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.