Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.