Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase