Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.