Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase