Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.
Uncle Bens!
A condom
Ehh, it depends.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.