Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
A baseball is thrown to the air.
One tooth
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
They're always rebooting.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
Your mother.
Denim denim denim
No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.
Because their peckers are on their faces.