What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Hot Pocket Jokes More Hot Pocket Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Wealth Jokes More Wealth Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!