What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod