What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *