What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.