What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod