What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.