What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.