What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.