You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
A progressive priest will give you a reach around.
With lots of hops!
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
D'EAU!
I'm floored!
A dreadivarius.
A viola burns longer.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
They both fiddle with a rod